ill get more of us at the bar etc... n ill tell u a tale:
ok here goes nothing... I was utterly wasted in a girls room with pöntzä (he was with siliconer i was with ------) ok so, i was like in bed with ------ and i was like yes she is so hot this is fuking perfect then sum1 knocks on the door im like FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER, she gets up opens the door and its siliconers friend and i see a guard and parents n shit like "omg sum1 stole 300krs from me omg omg omg" so she leaves with them and im like fuck shit fuck fuck shit, so i leave to get more drunk
u idiot i think u might be gay, i mean u planned tht to happen so would get stopped from fuckin the chick...
talkin bout gay, well it was really freaky when tht guy told me he was gay on summer camp, sumthin much worse has happend to me now... of my what should i call him half friends i like drink at his house like once a month so i know him pretty well has gotten a blowjob by a guy!!!! now i dont think he is gay cause wat happend was he was gettin a blowjob from these 2 really really hot chicks and the queer just joined the fun..
ohh damn went to gym last friday... i just bought a membership... well it is now sunday night and me muscles are still screaming with pain... btw konsta it suits u with a little colour.
fucking polsih cunts!! that is the worst fucking insult u can ever give sum1 to call them a fuckin polish monkey..they fuckin feed themselves with our well earned danish leftovers they are a disgrace to the human race and deserve to treated as slaves!!!!!!
Manuel... says: hey watever hnd to grant moses? Chopin says: he died! Chopin says: no joke Bussi says:
Chopin says: its shit man Bussi says: got hit by a car Manuel... says: ye rit Chopin says: joking Chopin says: not died Chopin says: but coma Chopin says: 4 like a few weeks Manuel... says: sure buddy Chopin says: no fucking joke Chopin says: dude.. Manuel... says: really? Chopin says: n he smokes soo much weed now Chopin says: yea Chopin says: kungsholmen Manuel... says: he got hit by a car?! Chopin says: such a bad influence Chopin says: yea Chopin says: he wrote it on myspace Manuel... says: fukin hell Chopin says: i no Bussi says: yea Chopin says: my friend in kungsholmen told Manuel... says: but he is not in a coma is he? Chopin says: i was like stfu Chopin says: not now Chopin says: no Chopin says: like 2 months? Chopin says: ago Chopin says: or less? Bussi says: yep Chopin says: yae Manuel... says: how long was he in a coma for Chopin says: like less than a week i htin Chopin says: think Manuel... says: fukin hell!! Manuel... says: holy shit Manuel... says: how did tht hpnd? Chopin says: dunno Chopin says: just heard he got hit Manuel... says: was he crossing the street high or sumtin Chopin says: no ide Bussi says: drunk Chopin says: like kungsholmen Manuel... says: he drinks now 2!! Chopin says: is so Chopin says: fuckin bad Chopin says: they r all so fucking owned Manuel... says: hey carole just logged on Manuel... says: fukin hell a coma!!! Chopin says: i no Chopin says: its so overboard Manuel... says: i no Chopin says: i was like dude wtf Manuel... says: y didnt anybody post thins on tha blog? Chopin says: 4got Chopin says: completely Manuel... says: a coma Manuel... says: thts overboard Chopin says: i considered to stop drinkin Manuel... says: wait isnt carole in kungsholmen? Chopin says: aftr i heard it Bussi says: but that guy was so lucky that he didnt die Chopin says: no Chopin says: she aint Manuel... says: oh ok Chopin says: like i considered not drinkin
and in other news as almost none of u guys know, i got vacation on thursday had a blast friday and have been sick ever since, today is wednesday and it doesnt seem as though i will be in good health anytime soon, super vacation.
(note: in the "wait so grant is dead?" i was just tryin to make mewl seem less ignorant.)
btw, wen it is just pints in the bar it usually means like light beer and very small glasses, let me know if it yet again i was right in this forsight.. ok im bored shitless i have nothing interestin to do have been in bed for wat feels like forever
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ill get more of us at the bar etc... n ill tell u a tale:
ok here goes nothing... I was utterly wasted in a girls room with pöntzä (he was with siliconer i was with ------) ok so, i was like in bed with ------ and i was like yes she is so hot this is fuking perfect then sum1 knocks on the door im like FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER, she gets up opens the door and its siliconers friend and i see a guard and parents n shit like "omg sum1 stole 300krs from me omg omg omg" so she leaves with them and im like fuck shit fuck fuck shit, so i leave to get more drunk
and who stole tht money again?
me me me and my friend hahahaha muahahah
u idiot i think u might be gay, i mean u planned tht to happen so would get stopped from fuckin the chick...
talkin bout gay, well it was really freaky when tht guy told me he was gay on summer camp, sumthin much worse has happend to me now... of my what should i call him half friends i like drink at his house like once a month so i know him pretty well has gotten a blowjob by a guy!!!! now i dont think he is gay cause wat happend was he was gettin a blowjob from these 2 really really hot chicks and the queer just joined the fun..
GROSS
damn been playin footy so much latelyim damn knackered
you and your gay friend?
noo we dont play footy together we do other stuff together ;)
ohh damn went to gym last friday... i just bought a membership... well it is now sunday night and me muscles are still screaming with pain... btw konsta it suits u with a little colour.
i no.. im so sexy
goin back to me gay friend... he somehow managed to get laid last sat. a night where i was pissed out of me mind with bundles of alchol.
how can one test his/her sexual orientation?
for personal reasons?
yea of course makker ( we had gay sex at summer camp :D :D)
seriously though? For safety reason..
i think, it is determined by whether you get a stiffy from lookin at babes or studs.
fucking polsih cunts!! that is the worst fucking insult u can ever give sum1 to call them a fuckin polish monkey..they fuckin feed themselves with our well earned danish leftovers they are a disgrace to the human race and deserve to treated as slaves!!!!!!
where is manuel? and matthew? and lassi? and tom? and alexi?
LOOOOOLLL they are NOOOBS ROFL.
they truly are..
yea im on fucking vacation for the week!! am think bout takin a boat trip maybe to finland mitt chralle will see wat i end up doin..
im bak to santiago for a few days been in tha south im exhausted ill post everytin tht hpnd tomro
i truly hit the town yesterday... had a hilarious time :D uhh there were some steamin ladies :D :P
yo wtf is up with danish woman? they steam?
me da lata escribir en ingles asik este post va en chileno
VAYANSE A LA CHUCHA TODOOOOOOOS LOS WONESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....................ENCHUFA!
Manuel... says:
hey watever hnd to grant moses?
Chopin says:
he died!
Chopin says:
no joke
Bussi says:
Chopin says:
its shit man
Bussi says:
got hit by a car
Manuel... says:
ye rit
Chopin says:
joking
Chopin says:
not died
Chopin says:
but coma
Chopin says:
4 like a few weeks
Manuel... says:
sure buddy
Chopin says:
no fucking joke
Chopin says:
dude..
Manuel... says:
really?
Chopin says:
n he smokes soo much weed now
Chopin says:
yea
Chopin says:
kungsholmen
Manuel... says:
he got hit by a car?!
Chopin says:
such a bad influence
Chopin says:
yea
Chopin says:
he wrote it on myspace
Manuel... says:
fukin hell
Chopin says:
i no
Bussi says:
yea
Chopin says:
my friend in kungsholmen told
Manuel... says:
but he is not in a coma is he?
Chopin says:
i was like stfu
Chopin says:
not now
Chopin says:
no
Chopin says:
like 2 months?
Chopin says:
ago
Chopin says:
or less?
Bussi says:
yep
Chopin says:
yae
Manuel... says:
how long was he in a coma for
Chopin says:
like less than a week i htin
Chopin says:
think
Manuel... says:
fukin hell!!
Manuel... says:
holy shit
Manuel... says:
how did tht hpnd?
Chopin says:
dunno
Chopin says:
just heard he got hit
Manuel... says:
was he crossing the street high or sumtin
Chopin says:
no ide
Bussi says:
drunk
Chopin says:
like kungsholmen
Manuel... says:
he drinks now 2!!
Chopin says:
is so
Chopin says:
fuckin bad
Chopin says:
they r all so fucking owned
Manuel... says:
hey carole just logged on
Manuel... says:
fukin hell a coma!!!
Chopin says:
i no
Chopin says:
its so overboard
Manuel... says:
i no
Chopin says:
i was like dude wtf
Manuel... says:
y didnt anybody post thins on tha blog?
Chopin says:
4got
Chopin says:
completely
Manuel... says:
a coma
Manuel... says:
thts overboard
Chopin says:
i considered to stop drinkin
Manuel... says:
wait isnt carole in kungsholmen?
Chopin says:
aftr i heard it
Bussi says:
but that guy was so lucky that he didnt die
Chopin says:
no
Chopin says:
she aint
Manuel... says:
oh ok
Chopin says:
like i considered not drinkin
MANUEL IS SO GULLABLE
fuk u
:D hej sum1 post pictures! haha im going to a bar on friday.. 50 cents per pint! so like 5kr
wait so grant is dead?
and in other news as almost none of u guys know, i got vacation on thursday had a blast friday and have been sick ever since, today is wednesday and it doesnt seem as though i will be in good health anytime soon, super vacation.
(note: in the "wait so grant is dead?" i was just tryin to make mewl seem less ignorant.)
btw, wen it is just pints in the bar it usually means like light beer and very small glasses, let me know if it yet again i was right in this forsight..
ok im bored shitless i have nothing interestin to do have been in bed for wat feels like forever
ko how the hell was i supposed to no!! im lik a trillion kmeters away!
lame joke...
oh n by the way, konsta u like the who rit? theyr playin in helsinki on july the ninth
as u can see above i have a brand new shaved head
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